Wednesday, August 28, 2024

Austen goes Twilight: P&P part 2

Chapter 5


April 2022


Alice of course didn't care that she and Embry had met only 3 weeks before. Evenings were filled with werewolves in the Cullen mansion.


Jacob stayed away.


Except tonight. Tonight he had been specially invited by the flighty pixie.


"Do you think Jacob will stop staring at us?" Bella whispers to Edward.


"Let's try to not ruin the night. It means a lot to Alice."


"Why?" Bella asked. 


Edward pauses. He couldn't very well say what he had seen in her thoughts. Not with werewolf hearing.


"Just because."


Bella looks away making eye contact with Jacob. She turns her body fully and walks to Alice.


"Hey." Jacob says, coming up to Edward.


"Hey. Thanks for making my girlfriend uncomfortable."


"I make her uncomfortable? What did I do?"


"Stare too much."


"It's not my fault you two look so impassioned all the time. It's captivating.”


Edward looks at Jacob, closer. Why is he watching them? Why does he care that they light each other up?


"Embry." Alice calls, walking up to him and ending all conversation.


"Alice." He smiles back.


"Would you do me the great honor of becoming my husband?" She drops to one knee.


"What! Babe of course." Embry hugs Alice.


Everyone claps. Edward feels a hand on theirs. A very hot hand.


"Looks like we're in laws." Jacob says.


"Cheers." Edward says sarcastically.


They walk away.


"I have to talk to you." Bella says.


They go to Edward's room.


"No bed?" Bella asks.


"Shit." Edward curses.


"It's okay. I know what you are."


"How?" Edward asks.


"You're not good at hiding it. You're fast. You're cold. You're pale as fuck. And now you don't have a bed in your room."


"Say it out loud."


Emmett and Paul laugh. Lame. They think at Edward.


"You're a vampire. Why aren't you all public knowledge like the werewolves?"


"Werewolves evolved to kill vampires. The Volturi is vampire royalty. If we follow their laws, wolves don't kill us. One of their laws is secrecy."


"Why have you mate then?"


"Billy Black has some hidden prophesy of us all uniting. He thinks it's time we mate."


"Are you sad not to help your family in bonding with wolves?"


"I'm sad that you are tied to a soulless monster."


"You're not a soulless monster, Edward."


"Then why didn't I have a soul mate? I will never regret pairing with you. But it proved my family has souls and I don't."


"I'm not fighting you on this. You have a soul. Let's go congratulate your sister."


Both Bella and Edward noticed at Jacob was no longer there but they didn't speak of it.


----- ----- -----


"I know something you don't know." Seth teased Embry the next day.


"Don't care." Embry says, from his position with his head in Alice's lap.


"It's about Jacob."


"What is it?"


"What are you going to give me?"


Jasper laughs at his mate's immaturity. 


"Alice, what am I going to give him?"


"Best man at our wedding. Did I just see wolves? I just saw wolves."


"Yay." Leah and Rosalie say from the kitchen. Rose to bother her sister. And Leah because the psychic can help in strategy now.


"Cool." Seth grins. "Jacob thinks Edward and Bella have fine eyes in the face of beautiful people."


"Who the hell talks like that?" Jasper chuckles.


"Jacob's poetry is horrible." Embry laughs.


"Guys!" Leah calls. "Jacob has a crush. Well two crushes."









Chapter 6


Late May


Alice saw a thunderstorm in the forecast 2 weeks before the wedding. 


“We’re all going to play. Supposedly vampires are allowed to do their most in a thunderstorm baseball game.” Seth says, sitting next to Jacob.


“That does sound fun. Can I come watch?” Billy asked.


It was nice to see them getting along better now that Seth had transformed.


“Of course dad. Now if we could get Jacob to go?”


“Jacob, you have to go.” Leah says, walking into the house with Rose on her arm.


“No, see I really don’t.”


“Edward will be there.” Seth says.


“Bella will be there too.” Rosalie teases.


“They are the least annoying couple out of you all but that doesn’t mean I want to play baseball with them.”


“It is a pack bonding activity. You will be there.” Leah commands.


----- ----- -----


And that is how Jacob finds himself umpiring with Bella.


She smells so good. His wolf thinks.


Shaking off that thought, he turns to see Edward running after the soaring ball. There’s no way he’s going to catch it.


Bella feels left out during this game. The vampires and wolves can see everything. Her human eyes can see nothing. Edward is denying her the change. But maybe if she gets in with a wolf.


“Out.” Jacob calls as Rosalie slides in.


She glares at him.


“If looks could kill, you would be 6 feet under.”


“I can take her.”


Bella looks him up and down. “Yes. You can. What’s your favorite thing about being a wolf?”


Jacob looks surprised. She has yet to follow up conversation with him.


“Um, I guess scents. There’s nothing like smelling someone you love.”


“Romantic or familial?” Bella asks.


“Um, familial. I don’t, I don’t have anyone like that.”


“I wonder what it would be like to smell Edward the way he smells me. God, that sounds creepy doesn’t it?”


“Nope. Wolf here. Just admitted it’s my favorite thing. I wouldn’t find it creepy.”


“Nomads.” Alice whispers.


Jacob moves in front of Bella.


Bella misses it as the wolves and vampires move about, muttering up a storm.


Edward zooms over.


“There’s human drinking vampires coming.” He tells her.


“Do I need to leave?”


“No time.”


Three figures come out of the forest line. Jacob squints because he can’t believe his eyes and then moves to the front.


“James, Victoria. Surprised to see you passing through again.”


Everyone is puzzled. The self-proclaimed vampire hater is talking to human-drinking vampires.


“Jacob Black. Not so little.”


“Yes. Time has passed. Are you staying for a time? The Cullens would be happy to offer their home.” He gestures behind him.


“Of course.” Carlisle provides.


“Aren’t you going to introduce me to your newest coven member?” Jacob asks.


“Laurent. It will take a while to be introduced to all your wolves and vampires.”


“Yes, well. Let’s do it at the house.”


The wind blows. Multiple things happen in quick succession.


The nomads crouch down. Jacob flinches and looks at Bella. Edward hisses. The rest of the family leans down ready to attack.


“Ok. Let’s talk about this. Bella is human.” Jacob says. “But she’s my friend.”


“Friend?” James asks.


“Yes. So we’re not drinking her blood.”


“Um, I’m thinking we are.” Victoria says.


“V.” Jacob says.


“Fine, we aren’t.”


“But we shall go. Thank you for the kind offer.” James says, politely.


“Bye.” Rose yells. “What?” She asks Leah after she squeezes her side.


“See you again.” Jacob says.


“No soon, love?” Victoria asks.


Jacob waves with fake enthusiasm. The three nomads turn with James at the front and run out of the clearing.


“So many questions.” Seth comments.


“Jacob. Why do you know them?” Billy asks.


“They used to visit me?” Jacob asks.


“What?!” Billy explodes.


“Yeah. I used to go to the meadow behind the house. They would come hang out.”


“When?!” Billy demands.


“Since I was 8.”


It’s so silent you could hear a pin drop.


“So, who is up so for some baseball?” Jacob asks.


“No. You’re going home.”


“Dad.”


“You’re benched son.”


Jacob sighs and leaves.


“James is a tracker. He wants to find you.” Edward says, to Bella.


“Why?”


“Something about being denied by Jacob for the last time.”


“What are we going to do?”


“We’re going to leave.” Edward says.


“He’ll track you everywhere.” Alice predicts. “Well, I can’t see much because of the wolves.”


Embry, Emmett, and Seth drop their heads.


“We can do this.” Carlisle says encouraging. “All females to our house. They’ll shower and change into Bella’s clothes. We will lead them away from here. But Bella will stay here.”










Chapter 7


Late May


The plan was that Bella would stay where her scent was most concentrated. In her room. Leah, Rose, Alice, Esme, Tanya went in different directions dressed in her clothes.


James noticed the extra scents immediately and fell off those trails.


A phone rings.


“Alice?” Edward asks.


“He’s coming.”


“Shit.”


“Ditto.” Alice says.


“He’s coming?” Bella asks.


“Yes.” Edward starts pacing. “We need to go somewhere. We need to lead him out.”


“Why? If you change me now, we don’t have to worry about any of this.”


“Bella, I’m not changing you.”


She pouts but leaves it alone.


“I used to do ballet in town.”


“That’s a big enough space.”


“For what?” Bella asks.


“We have to kill him.”


“But he’s Jacob’s friend,”


“I thought you hated Jacob. Why do you care if we kill his friend?”


“I don’t hate him. That’s too strong of an emotion to call my indifference.”


“Sure. Indifference.” Edward says. “Anyway, James is going to chase you until he kills you. So we have to beat him to it.”


“Ok. But you’re not allowed to do it.”


“Why?”


“You said in your Quiluete questionnaire that you didn’t want to kill anyone again. I want to help you keep that promise to yourself.”


Edward kisses her.


“Sorry. I should have asked consent.” They said


“You always have permission to kiss me.” Bella says, breathing heavy.


“Guys!” Emmett calls.


“We’re coming.” Edward says, pecking Bella on the lips.


They place Bella in the middle of the ballet studio and go outside to fake a departure.


James comes in no time.


“Where’s the boy who was near you, Bella?” He leers.


“Where’s V?” Bella snaps back.


“She likes to distract me from the hunt.” James responds. “Thinks it’s funny.”


“Hmmm.”


“Should I tell you why I hunted you?”


“Sure.”


Villain speeches never end well for the villain, Bella reasons.


“Jacob is mine.”


“Wait what?” Bella asks.


“Jacob Black belongs to me and Victoria. We’ve been visiting him since he was a child. We hoped we would be mates when we saw him again.”


“That’s creepy.”


“When did your vampire change?”


Bella doesn’t have a comeback for that.


“Well, it doesn’t matter. I am just going to kill you now. You’re not as interesting as Jacob made me believe.”


He zooms to her and lifts her arm, biting down.


The pain is almost making her dizzy. She distantly feels James’ mouth leave her arm.


She has no idea what else happens but the pain overwhelms her.


----- ----- -----


Jacob slams into James.


“You’d kill me, Jacob?” James asks.


Jacob’s eyes are red.


“You feel ownership of this pathetic girl?” James asks, indignantly. “She can’t give you what Victoria and I can.”


“Edward, she’s changing.” Jacob hears Carlisle say.


Jacob tears James apart without letting him speak again.


“I’ll suck the venom out.” Edward says.


Jacob drops his shield.


Stop. He commands. This is better. She can protect herself if we let her be.


“I can’t let her be a newborn. She can’t kill like me.”


Carlisle has never drunk from a human. Leah says that Rosalie hasn’t either. Bella may not as well. We just need to be there for her.


“Edward?”


“I’m her mate. I’ll make the decision.” Edward says, bending over her arm.


Jacob puts back up his shield and walks out the double doors.

Jasper and Seth light James’ body on fire.


Are you okay? Quil asks Jacob in the woods.


I just killed my first crush. No, I’m not okay. Jacob thinks.


Yeah, I’m good. Imma head home.


“Thank you, Jacob.” Edward calls.


Jacob shakes himself out and runs home.































Chapter 8


Early June


Bella had lots of bloodloss. She needed a blood transfusion. She wasn’t in the hospital long. Edward felt uncomfortable staying with her. They said it was because she smelled different but in actuality, it was because they felt judged by not being able to stop themselves while cleaning her blood.


Bella had asked Leah to send Jacob over. There’s a rock thrown at her window. She opens the window and Jacob climbs up.


“Yes?” He asks rudely.


“Why call me friend if you’re going to be rude?” Bella asks.


“You’re family to my family. I didn’t want to expose the bonds so I condensed our relationship.”


“So you don’t care about me at all?”


Comfort. His wolf howled.


“I do. You matter because you’re close to Alice. And I care about Embry’s mate’s happiness.”


“But you hate protecting me?”


“I killed a friend for you. Why do you think I hate you?”


“Because I’m human.”


Jacob inclines his head.


“I mean, you’re not wrong about that. This wouldn’t have happened if you were a vamp.”


“Or a wolf.”


“You would be a wolf?”


“I will be anything that lets me be immortal. I hate being human now.”


“Yeah, being around supers can do that.”


“You’ve felt that way?”


“Well, I was the youngest of this group to change but yeah with the last generation, while I was a kid, I felt so pathetic human.”


“Exactly.”


“So Edward won’t change you and you thought I would.”


“I knew you would.” She corrects.


“No. Not against their will.”


“Damn. What?” Bella asks.


“They seem the type to keep a grudge for centuries. I don’t want to be on their bad side.”


“I’ll convince you.”


“Sure.” Jacob laughs. “You keep believing that.”


----- ----- -----


Mid June


It was time for a wedding.


Alice of course planned such a beautiful wedding. It was at the fanciest restaurant in Seattle. Daffodils for new beginnings adored the hall.


Bella felt ridiculous in the heels Renee insisted on sending.


“I’m going to fall.”


“I’ll catch you.” Edward and Jacob say at the same time.


Edward glances at Jacob. They’re surprised by the comment.


Bella smiles. Jacob likes her.


“I can’t believe how many weddings we’re about to be overwhelmed by.” Jacob says.


“Well, Alice is the only one willing to be married as a junior.” Bella replies


“Yes. But Rosalie, Emmett, and Jasper are graduating this year.” Edward says.


“True. Leah is probably planning her proposal already.”


Jacob shrugs which tells them yes, but it’s a secret.


Alice walks down the aisle. The music starts. They turn to watch Embry walk to the music, his mom on one side and Leah on the other.


Since he was a werewolf, tradition was for the Alpha to give their pack away.


Emmett stands under the arch, ready to marry off his dear sister.


Alice and Embry hold hands. They repeat after Emmett and he soon announces them as Mr. and Mrs. Brandon Call.


----- ----- -----


September 2022


Summer passes uneventfully. Alice and Embry go to Sweden for the honeymoon. Rose and Leah work with the council. They are working on the unity between vampires and werewolves. Paul and Emmett are always wrestling or “wrestling”. It’s so bad Esme builds them a house. Jasper and Seth go on a road trip around northern America.


Bella is surprised to find herself liking Jacob as she gets closer to him. Jacob feels the tug of the wolf. Edward is jealous. They feel they can easily be replaced.


“I’ve seen the way you look at him.” Edward says.


“He’s hot. He knows it. Everyone knows it. But that doesn’t mean anything.”


“I’ve seen the way he looks at you.”


“He does not look at me in any way different than he looks at you.”


“Considering Seth thinks Jacob has a crush on both of us, that’s not reassuring.”


“A crush on both of us? In spite of mating?”


“They’re wondering if Jacob doesn’t have a mate. I mean he met all wolves across the country and the entire high school and college kids in the area as well as the two covens that are local.”


“He could have someone in another part of the world.”


“Or he’s lying.”


“Lying about finding a mate?” Bella asks.


“Yes. He has had a shield up since I met him. There’s something he doesn’t want me to know.”


“How do you know it’s a shield?”


“He dropped it when he voted for you to become a vampire.”


“And that’s why you don’t like him.”


“I didn’t like him because he is xenophobic.”


“Werewolves are the peak of evolution.”


“Really, Bella? You’re going to accept that he looks down on you because you’re human.”


“He won’t look down on that for long.”


Edward sighs.


“My family isn’t allowed to bite a human. It was in the initial treaty with the tribe.”


“So I’ll get Jacob to bite me.”


“Is that why you befriended him?” Edward asks.


Bella looks down.


“So you don’t even like him. You’re using him.”


“No. I mean it started off that way. But he’s cool. And I owe him my life.”


“I owe him your life as well. But you should tell him the truth.”


“I will.”


“Right now works.”


There’s a knock on her front door.


Bella looks at Edward, wide eye.


“Hello, Jacob.” Charlie says.


“Jacob, Bella would like to tell you something.” Edward calls.


“What’s up, Bells?” He asks, giving her a hug.


“Well, you want me to be supernatural right?”


“Yes. It would be easier.”


“For who?”


“For everyone. Charlie doesn’t want to be supernatural but he owns a gun and knows self-defense. Not that, that’s going to help much in an immortal fight. But a supernatural would hopefully come before anything dangerous happens.” Jacob pauses. “Still your brilliant plan, Charlie?”


“Yup. I don’t need any bites.”


Jacob chuckles.


Edward and Bella are staring at him.


“What?” He asks.


“I think that is the longest I’ve heard you talk.” Edward says.


“And you have jokes with my dad.”


“Yeah. So?”


“So you’re not an asshole.” Bella says.


“Wait, you've been pretending to be friends with me, while thinking I was an asshole?”


“Well…” Bella trails off.


“It has to do with what she has to tell you.” Edward smiles. “Go ahead, Bella.”


“I was hoping that if we got close, you’d want to change me. So I wouldn’t die.”


“You’re still on that pipe dream? I said I wasn’t going to change you until Edward wanted it.”


“Of all the sexist bullshit. Can’t I make the decision for myself?”


Both open their mouths and close them. After a couple more times, she sighs.


“Rose won’t change me because of the baby issue. Carlisle doesn’t want to disagree with Edward. Esme doesn’t want to disagree with Carlisle. Jasper doesn’t think he’d be able to not feed. Alice is wedding watching as she sees more of you wolves.”


They nod along.


“Emmett will be my sire.” Bella claps. “Perfect.”


“So my opinion?” Edward asks.


“Doesn’t matter to me. I want this more than I want you. Deal, pretty one.”


Jacob laughs. Edward sulks.

Austen goes Twilight: S&S part 2

Chapter XIX (19) - The Palmers come to visit

Chapter XX (20) - Mrs. Palmer gives Elinor some information about Willougby
Chapter XXI (21) - The Miss Steeles arrive at Barton Park for a visit
Chapter XXII (22) - Miss Lucy Steele tells Elinor a great secret

Volume II

Sense and Sensibility Volume II

Chapter I (23) - Elinor considers the secret, and contrives to get Lucy alone
Chapter II (24) - Lucy tells the whole story
Chapter III (25) - Mrs. Jennings invites Marianne and Elinor to London
Chapter IV (26) - Arrival in town; Marianne writes a letter; meetings with old friends
Chapter V (27) - The fine weather keeps the sportsmen in the country; Colonel Brandon asks Elinor a question
Chapter VI (28) - Willoughby! Will you not shake hands with me?
Chapter VII (29) - Willoughby writes to Marianne
Chapter VIII (30) - Marianne despairs; Colonel Brandon pays an evening-visit
Chapter IX (31) - Colonel Brandon tells Elinor a story about Willougby
Chapter X (32) - Marianne learns the truth; the Miss Steeles are in town
Chapter XI (33) - A visit to Gray's; Mr. John Dashwood has high hopes for Elinor
Chapter XII (34) - A dinner at the John Dashwoods', to which Fanny's dear mamma is invited
Chapter XIII (35) - Lucy and Edward Ferrars call upon Elinor
Chapter XIV (36) - Marianne is in a decline; Mr. Robert Ferrars expounds upon the joys of a cottage; Mrs. John Dashwood invites the Miss Steeles to Harley Street

Volume III

Sense and Sensibility Volume III

Chapter I (37) - The secret is out!
Chapter II (38) - The fallout; Elinor hears from Lucy
Chapter III (39) - Marianne wants to go home; Mrs. Jennings overhears a conversation between Elinor and Colonel Brandon
Chapter IV (40) - Elinor tells Edward that Colonel Brandon wishes to be of service to him
Chapter V (41) - Elinor calls on Mrs. John Dashwood; Mr. Robert Ferrars gives his opinion of his brother's affairs
Chapter VI (42) - The girls arrive at Cleveland; Marianne falls ill
Chapter VII (43) - Marianne is much worse; Elinor sends for her mother; an unexpected visitor
Chapter VIII (44) - Willoughby endeavours to explain himself
Chapter IX (45) - Marianne is much better; Mrs. Dashwood arrives, and has some interesting news for Elinor
Chapter X (46) - Marianne receives Colonel Brandon; home to Barton; Marianne apologizes for her behaviour; Elinor tells her Willoughby's story
Chapter XI (47) - The Dashwoods' manservant runs into Lucy
Chapter XII (48) - A most unexpected visitor, with most unexpected news
Chapter XIII (49) - Edward declares himself, and endeavours to explain himself as well
Chapter XIV (50) - Mrs. Ferrars comes around; Marianne can never love by halves


Chapter 4


Bella as always wakes up before Jacob. Being a wolf requires 12 fhours of sleep in her opinion. Jake said it was 10 but he was simply not eager to face the day most of the time.


She'd wished he was more eager to face today. She knew he'd been hurt by Edward's wording but she hoped the tone had been exaggerated. Based on the rumors Jacob recalled to her last night, Edward's heart was not available.


After showering, she snuck out, (as much as you can sneak living with a werewolf).


Bella is less than 20 fit from the dorm when Alice appears from nowhere.


"Oh, dear Bella. I'm sorry to have startled you. I knew it was going to happen but I couldn't control myself."


Bella wonders if the girl has ever even tried to control herself.


"Where's Jacob?" Alice asks, looking all around Bella.


"Surely, your visions tell you he is asleep."


"Werewolves, being our natural enemy, have always been a tricky spot for me. I'm lucky enough to have seen what I did between Edward and Jacob yesterday." Alice speeds barely within human processing. "Oops." Her eyes widen.


Bella blinks.


"Wolves are vampires natural enemy?"


Alice takes a deep needless breath, glad that's what Bella is focusing on.


"Yes, of course. Werewolves evolved to kill us. Nothing else has the biology to. Humans and other creatures need tools. Wolves can cut through our bodies."


"And yet, you all get along?"


Alice freezes.


"Okay." Bella agrees. "Not great but wolves make up a sixth of the school. And this school is number 3 in the world. That's pretty telling. As is Rose and Leah being together."


"Rose and Leah are not together." Alice bemoans.


"Pixie." The 6'4" she wolf warns.


"Freaking blind spot." Alice says before running away. "There are fairies at this school." She calls back.


"And you could be one." Leah retorts.


Bella feels the vibe change as a pair of eyes settle on her.


"Yes?" She asks, trying not to tremble and to manage to meet the eye of the second most intimidating person she has ever met.


"Tell your brother to be careful. And to find me."


"If my brother was being careful, he would not find you." Bella blurts out.


She processes what she said and throws her hands over her mouth.


"Sorry." She mumbles behind her hands.


"No. No. I like that. I'm alpha of the school pack. I'm here for Jacob . But I will not baby him." Leah says before stalking away.


Guess that conversation is over?


Bella decides she needs to wait on the cafeteria until Jacob joins her. So she heads to the library.


----- ----- -----


"They really said all that?"


Bella jumps.


Edward is standing next to her waiting for an answer.


There's another beat of silence. Her heart gives one too.


"Shit. Yes, this school can give you a heart attack. You wouldn't even be the first student this school year." Edward sighs.


"Then maybe you all should announce yourselves with bells."


"Bells for Bella will be implemented the school round."


"Shut up." She punches their arm. "fuck." She whispers, embarrassed again.


"Yeah. Not your wisest." Edward puts a freezing hand on hers. "That should help."


Bella and Edward are standing, staring at each other for 3 minutes. Each daring the other to speak first, Bella in her thoughts and Edward with a raise eyebrow.


And that's when Jake walks in.


"Goddamnit." He mutters just loud enough for Bella to hear.


And takes off.



Chapter 5


'Go after him!' Bella instructs.


Edward strolls further into the library.


'Shittake.' Bella thinks.


Edward smiles at her and then looks at the door forlorn. They shrug and shake their head.


'That was planned?!' Bella accuses.


Edward meets her eye.


And disappears.



Chapter 6


Jake is being ridiculous.


Edward doesn't belong to him.


Even if he feels intensely.


Even if it mimics the sensation he felt when his father saw Charlie.


Even if it feels even stronger than that.


Edward can make their choice.


It's just if Edward's choice was a ghost of their past. If Edward wanted Paul or Jasper or whatever name they all say. If it was before they had Jacob in their life.


Jacob is not in their life.


But oh.


Oh, he longs to be.


Jacob, not paying a lick of attention, bumps into someone.


"My apologies." He says as they both tumble over.


Oh, this is getting repetitive.


"No worries." The man murmurs.


Jacob jumps to his feet and lifts the man by his shoulders with ease.


"A wolf by the show of strength it takes to knock over a vampire and lift one in a single moment." The man grins.


"Again, I'm sorry."


"Again, there are no worries."


The voice is almost as smooth as Edward's.


Maybe the attraction can mimic the one he as for Ed--.


Stop.


"What's your name?" Jacob asks.


"James. At your service, Sir." He bows.


Jacob laughs, feeling 10,000 pounds lighter already.


Chapter 7


Bella is no where near intimidated by Edward. For all that they are a few years older and totally down to eat her.


So she goes after them.


"I am not 'totally down to eat you'." They whisper.


"I don't know. You all looked at Mike and me pretty weird yesterday."


Edward is too much of a gentleman to explain why.


"No plan or desire to eat you, promise."


And they really crosses their heart and hopes to die.


"You are already dead. That means nothing."


They snicker.


"Did you have to do that to Jacob? He feels... something for you." Bella is unsure of the extent.


"Do you know what imprinting is?" Edward asks.


"No." She states simply.


"Your stepfather imprinted on your dad."


Bella blinks to both sides.


"I thought you didn't keep up with wolf news?"


"Shit. I knew he would take that wrong."


Bella glares at them.


"So you lied?"


"I exaggerated. Or understated."


"You lied. And you just did it again with the hand hold."


"That was a misunderstanding."


"Planned misleading from you. Though I'm not sure how."


"Alice saw it possibly happening." Edward shrugs.


"So you made it happen."


"Bella, I'm a 300 year old vampire stuck in a 26 year old's body. Jacob is at the beginning of his life at 21 years old. We shouldn't be."


"But you are."


"Are not."


"Gods. You are immature enough for a 21 year old. The cosmos have decided."


"No." They say stubbornly. "It's not in his best interest."


"If he imprinted, you should have felt the mate bond."


Edward looks down.


"You did!" Bella shouts.


"Shh." says a fellow student. Not even the librarian.


"Fuck off." Bella tells them.


The girl flips her off.


"Victoria isn't an enemy you want."


"Fuck you." She tells Edward instead.



Chapter 8


Within 40 days, Jacob and James have hung out 220 times.


Yes, between classes for breaks count. Be quiet, Bella.


James is keeping it very pg. And it's driving Jacob insane.


He might be 2 years younger. Like physically. Who cares about several centuries, chronoligically?


James literally stopped them from "heavy petting" - his words because Bella was due back.


She wasn't back for 3 hours.


But she was with Mike so Jacob couldn't be mad at her.


His fling? Boyfriend? Person?


No. Not person.


Person belongs to --.


Um, right. Well Jacob had taken James' hints and asked Phil for a hotel room.


(Didn't know when caused an argument between Renee and Charlie where Charlie pointed out Phil was bragging about Jacob's athleticism and Bella's grades.)


This was the night.


He was going to lose his virginity.



Chapter 9


Jacob wakes up, very, very pleased with himself.


He reaches for James.


And feels nothing but mattress. No, wait there's paper.


Jacob's eyes open.


Hey dude,

I had to go.


So James is a fuck and leave.


And call you dude in the goodbye note.


Jacob curls up.


Chapter 10


"tell me about James." Bella asks Mike.


"James sucks." Mike replies. "Why?"


"Why didn't you say anything while Jacob was getting closer to him?"


"Because you seemed really happy for your brother."


"Well, James left him with a note."


"Better than a text which is how he broke up with Jess--" Mike cuts himself off.


"Who?"


"A---" He starts to say.


"James and Jacob broke up?" Edward asks.


'Were they ever truly together given the mate bond?' Bella sneers.


"Bella. Where is he?"


'Sulking in bed.'


"I meant James."


'Fuck if I know.'


Edward storms away.


'You have my permission to kill him.' She thinks.


Edward flips her off.


"Do I want to know?" Mike asks.


"No."


And he listens.

Tuesday, August 27, 2024

Austen goes Supernatural: Northanger Abbey

 Northanger Abbey Volume INorthanger Abbey Volume I

Bella - Tilney
Edward - Tilney
Jacob - Cathy
Esme - Mrs. Morland
Carlisle - Mr. Morland
Emmett - Mr. Host
Leah - Cathy's aunt
Rose - Colonel Tilney
Embry - Mrs. Host
Quil - Mr. Miss Tilney
Alice - Miss Tilney
Jasper - Captain Tilney
Seth - Isabella
Charlie - Mr. Morland
Billy - Mr. Morland

Chapter II [2] ~ Catherine and the Allens arrive in Bath and attend the Upper Rooms
Chapter III [3] ~ Enter the Hero
Chapter IV [4] ~ Catherine and Mrs. Allen meet Mrs. Thorpe and her daughters at the Pump Room
Chapter V [5] ~ Catherine and Isabella grow closer; Jane Austen's famous "defense of the novel"
Chapter VI [6] ~ Catherine and Isabella at the Pump Room; Isabella lists "The Northanger Canon"
Chapter VII [7] ~ Catherine and Isabella meet James Morland and John Thorpe
Chapter VIII [8] ~ Catherine dances with John Thorpe at the Upper Rooms, meets Henry Tilney and his sister
Chapter IX [9] ~ Catherine goes driving with John Thorpe
Chapter X [10] ~ Catherine meets Eleanor Tilney at the Pump Room; Henry compares dancing and marriage
Chapter XI [11] ~ Catherine goes driving with John Thorpe despite being engaged to walk with the Tilneys
Chapter XII [12] ~ Catherine calls on Eleanor to apologize; later, she meets Henry at the theatre
Chapter XIII [13] ~ Isabella, John, and James try to get Catherine to go to Clifton with them; Catherine meets General Tilney
Chapter XIV [14] ~ The walk around Beechen Cliff
Chapter XV [15] ~ Isabella and James are engaged

Volume II

Northanger Abbey Volume II

Chapter I [16] ~ Captain Tilney comes to Bath, dances with Isabella
Chapter II [17] ~ Catherine is invited to Northanger Abbey
Chapter III [18] ~ Catherine and Isabella meet Captain Tilney at the Pump Room
Chapter IV [19] ~ Catherine and Henry discuss Isabella's behaviour with Captain Tilney
Chapter V [20] ~ Catherine and the Tilneys travel to Northanger Abbey; Henry's parody of a Gothic novel
Chapter VI [21] ~ Catherine inspects some mysterious pieces of furniture at the Abbey
Chapter VII [22] ~ General Tilney and Eleanor give Catherine a tour of the Abbey
Chapter VIII [23] ~ Catherine becomes suspicious about Mrs. Tilney's death
Chapter IX [24] ~ Henry finds Catherine near his mother's room
Chapter X [25] ~ Catherine receives a letter from James
Chapter XI [26] ~ Catherine calls on Henry at his house in Woodston
Chapter XII [27] ~ Catherine receives a letter from Isabella
Chapter XIII [28] ~ Catherine leaves Northanger Abbey
Chapter XIV [29] ~ Catherine arrives in Fullerton
Chapter XV [30] ~ Henry comes to Fullerton
Chapter XVI [31] ~ In which we hasten together to perfect felicity


"I cannot go without you." Embry argues.


"It's your honeymoon." Jacob counters.


"It's 2 months in Bath as my new husband works himself to death for approval from his uncle."


"And that's supposed to convince me to go why?"


"Because I'll be absolutely alone if you don't join me."


"I have responsibilities, Embry."


"No. No you don't, Jake. School will be going back the week after. And all of your classes are online."


Jacob thinks.


"I have a cat."


"You have a cat?" Embry asks. "Really? That's the next excuse that comes to mind?"


"Seraphina doesn't like to travel." He knows he's losing.


"Seraphina will deal. I won't." Embry insists.


Jacob puts his head in hand.


"2 months?"


"All expenses paid."


Jacob grins.


"Why didn't you lead with that, dude?"





Chapter 2


Jacob has never seen such a show of wealth.


They drove to the airport in a town car.


They sat first class.


Emmett tipped without counting?


Embry has done well for himself.


Well, if those things matter to you.


Jacob was a pure heart.


Money had never been important to him.


But being spoiled with Embry's attention and hence Emmett's money would soon affect him.

Thursday, August 22, 2024

Austen goes Supernatural: Mansfield Park

Mansfield Park Volume I


Bella - Edmund

Edward - Mr. Crawford

Jacob - Fanny

Billy - Mrs. Price

Rose - Tom Bertram

Esme - Lady Bertram

Carlisle - Sir Bertram

Leah - Tom's friend

Embry - Julia

Quil - Mr. Rushworth

Alice - Maria

Jasper - Tom's friend

Charlie - ordainer

Seth - Mary Crawford

Emmett - Tom's friend

Paul - William


Little Jacob had no idea what was in store for him when he was shipped out by Billy. But Jacob knew his face reminded Billy of his mother, Sarah, but didn't know it was bad enough for his father to pack him up on a random Thursday and put him on a train.


The train he was currently departing.


Jacob looked around. He didn't know what he was looking for but felt the need.


A bright eye girl held a sign that read "Jacob Black.".


He walked over curious why this 12 year old was in public alone.


Yes, Jacob was alone but his father hadn't cared in months.


"Hello, Jake." The girl side grinning. "Everyone has been anxious to meet you. They aren't home but--."


"Home?" Jacob asks ignoring the nickname for now.


"Of course, our home is your home now."


"Like forever?" Jacob tried to hide his emotions.


"Well..." The older brunette hestitated now knowing what had been told the boy. "Come along."


Jacob followed the girl to a town car. She held the door open and when he didn't move, took his hand and led him into the car.


"Simon, drive on please." She said soon as they were buckled.


The girl turned, wide eyed.


"My mother would scold me. Where are my manners? I'm Bella Swan."


Jacob offers his hand automatically and murmurs his name.


"Well of course. I designed the sign."


"What's next?" Jacob asked.


"Well. my family is out for the afternoon so it will be the two of us at lunch. School will start on Monday. And that's about it."


"Oh." Jacob sighs.


This might be forever.


"Oh, don't worry, love. My family will adore you."


----- ----- -----


Adore them they did not.


Alice turned a nose up aft his off brand clothing.

Rose laughed at how awkward the boy was. Until her father glared at her. Which in turn made Jacob a person to hate.

Embry tried to be friendly but the underlying contempt for no longer being the youngest in the home was not hidden.


Aro reminded Embry that Jacob was here to make sure Lady Esme didn't miss her children too much. Which was news to Jacob. Aro got glared at by Sir Carlisle. And found an excuse to leave for the housekeeping.


The only one who made a point to converse at breakfast and dinner, for Jacob ended up not going to school with his psuedo siblings, was Bella.


She was preoccupied with 7th grade and following in Rose's shadow but Jacob felt appreciative of the bursts of affection.


After a month in the house the name Jake didn't phase him as much.


When said by Bella.


When anyone else said it, they whispered it.


Turns out Lady Esme was his mother's best friend. Lady Esme had bought him from his father. Except Jacob wasn't as much like his mom as the ladyship had expected.


"Jake!" Bella called, eager to tell him about her day.


She found the 9 year old in the corner of the old nursery.


"Hmm. Did Rose do something?"


Jacob sniffles.


"She did." Bella accuses.


"She finally told me the truth." Jacob begins to sob anew.


"Rose is jealous that mother cares for you."


"Lady Esme spent money on me!" Jacob accidentally shouts.


Not that anyone gives his room any mind.


"Because that was your father's demand."


"That helps. Thanks Bella." He snarks.


"Jake, I'm sorry you've been unloved. But my mother and I are here for you. Since your mom died, you've been on your own in the world. We got you."


Jacob stares in Bella's eyes.


Bella hasn't felt much for the bogy but this moment changes everything.


Jacob nods at the sincerity he sees in her expression.


Chapter 2


The years pass slowly but surely. Lady Esme finds Jacob the best parts of her old friend after all. And even the traits similar to his father are forgiven over time.


Bella convinces her mother to enroll the child in school once Bree shows up on the land.


You see this land is a supernatural haven. But all Lady Esme ever cared for was the young, be them human, wolf, or vamp. Nothing else could get her affection.


Jacob loved school and with Bella's tutoring, finished 3 years early. At 24, there wasn't a wolf for miles who compared.



Chapter 3


"Ahh!" Alice yells running through the house.


There's silence as she waits for her family. The family however is used to her outbursts and don't want to bother.


"No one?" She whispers.


Jacob and Bree, who are the only supernatural children, walk in. Jacob inhales. Alice's natural cinnamon spice scent is overlaid with almost too sweet vanilla. It wasn't a bad scent. Rather it reminded him of ---.


Bree!


"You're a vampire!" Bree shrieks, zooming to her sister.


"Never mind any of that. I have news!" Alice buzzes.


Knocking Bree away by force, on accident.


"Alice!"


"It was an accident!" Alice scoots away from Bree.


Bree decides not to flip her in the air.


"Oh, good." Alice sighs.


And up she goes.


"You decided not to." Alice exclaims.


"You seemed so sure I would. I usually don't to keep you all on your toes. So how did you know?"


"I... I have a confession."


"Other than being a vampire?" Jacob asks looking up from his great height of 6'9".


"I can see the future."


By now, Rose and Embry have entered the room. They fall on the floor laughing.


"You can see the future?" Embry teases the next in age.


"You're acting like children." Alice stomps the air.


Bree chooses that moment to drop her.


"Now you're on the ground too."


Alice sweeps her foot. Down goes Bree.


"And so are you."


Jacob feels the presence of a wolf on the border.


He speed walks out of the room. He runs once he's out of the courtyard.


He senses more than hears his sisters running behind him. He transforms to get there first.


He must protect.


There's a personage entering the territory.


"I come in peace." The shape shifter says.


"What are you? An alien wolf?" Bree snarks.


The stranger holds his hands up higher, scanning the view in front of him.


"I ---" he breaks off as he meets Alice's eye.


"Great. Someone else I can't banter with. Another Bella." Bree says, walking slowly away.


She's still here for the drama.


"Imprinting distracted Quil." Alice claims.


The wolf starts to walk to Alice. Jacob growls.


The wolf shows his neck in submission.


"Let my mate be."


Jacob snaps back to Alice in shock.


"Can I?" 'Quil' asks still submissive.


Bree tracks a finger from Jacob to Quil to Alice.


'Please!' Quil begs telepathically.


'Yes. Please!' Alice does the same.


"Fuck!" Jacob transforms back.


Not the first time he is naked in front of his family but he still hides himself.


A horse neighs.


"Interesting sight to come home to." Bella's voice cuts through the air.



Chapter 4


Looking at the Bertram siblings you'd think it was a wake for how serious everyone was. Except Alice was reaching for Quil past Jacob.


"Explain." Bella commands.


"Mother and father went on a trip. Left me in charge." Rose begins.


"Jake?" Bella asks having no time for the overly confident oldest.


"Alice snuck out last night and came back a vampire. Apparently she can see the future and saw Quil come into our lives." Jacob reports obediently though he thinks nothing much has to be shared.


The main thing on Jacob's mind is why this wolf seems just as fascinated with him as his supposed mate.


"Jacob is now my alpha." Quil shares.


"Jacob?" Bella, Embry and Rose ask in shock.


"What?" Jacob demands.


"I'm a rogue wolf. I come for refuge. I hear great things about this place. But I wasn't expecting a lone wolf alpha."


"I'm no alpha." Jacob shouts before storming out.


"Forgive him." Bella says. "We grant you asylum." She adds as Rose forget her responsibliities.


Neither of the other two siblings are bothered by Jacob. Alice looks after him before grabbing Quil. They have so many questions for their new family member. For Quil skips Jacob's place as an mate of a sibling. Even if Quil seems to have too much respect for Jacob, they will humor his questions about the boy for a trade.


----- ----- -----


The news of the smother being gone from the house travels fast. From across the continent comes, in order: a she wolf named Leah, a vampire called Jasper, and a wolf named Seth.


Seth is added to the pack Jacob has began with Quil, Alice and a reluctant Leah for less than a day before he runs ahead of them, yelling in their link.


They get there just in time to see a vampire get tackled by the young gray wolf. Jasper growls, a reference to the mate bond between Seth and him.


'You don't own me, biyatch.' Seth growls back.


Jacob and Quil laugh so much that they transform back.


The vampire stills and moves their eyes as quickly as they can.


'This is Edward. They're the reason I transformed.' Seth introduces.


"Wonderful. Thanks, little one." Edward says.


'He can hear you.' Jasper reacts.


This is not going well.


"I read minds. Jasper I know you're trying to affect my mood for a fight to show Seth what he means to you." Edward soothes. "I would never."


"I like him." Alice zooms to the new vampire.


"I like your thoughts." Edward replies.


"Edward, you can't tell people you like their thoughts." She laughs back as Quil growls. "And that is why."


"Oh, the fair lady is taken?" They ask.


"Ohhh, I really like you." She coos.


Quil growls again.


"Dude, you are naked. It's difficult to take you serious." Edward snarks.


"Can we go?" Jacob says, newly dressed.


"Thank you, alpha." Edward bows slightly.


On looking up, Edward freezes into a stature.


And Jacob sees red.


Red eyes. Red blood. Red Bella.


Edward is his mate.


It was supposed to be Bella.


Jacob turns and walks away. Not angry. Just .... just. Something.



Chapter 5


Jacob is in mourning.


Edward is trying to comfort him and get to know him.


Bella is concerned.


And the summer passes.


The parents come home.


Monday, August 19, 2024

Austen goes Twilight: Emma

Emma Volume I

Bella - Emma

Jacob - Harriet

Edward - Knightley

Rose - Mr. Elton

Leah - Mrs. Elton

Charlie - Mr. Woodhouse

Carlisle - Harriet 1.0

Esme - Mr. Martin

Emmett - Mrs. Weston

Jasper - Jane

Embry

Quil

Seth - School girls

Jared - Mr. Churchill

Bree - Ms. Churchill

Alec

Jane Knightley Children

Angela - Mrs. Knightley

Alice - Mr. Knightley


Chapter VI (6) - Emma works on her scheme, and sends Mr. Elton to London on important business
Chapter IX (9) - Mr. Elton writes a charade for Miss ------.
Chapter X (10) - Emma and Harriet discuss marriage, and walk with Mr. Elton
Chapter XI (11) - Mr. and Mrs. John Knightley and family come to Hartfield for a visit
Chapter XII (12) - Mr. Knightley dines at Hartfield, and Mr. Woodhouse and Mr. John Knightley discuss the seashore
Chapter XIII (13) - A Christmas Eve party at Randalls, but Harriet is ill
Chapter XIV (14) - Will Frank Churchill come to visit?
Chapter XV (15) - Mr. Elton declares himself
Chapter XVI (16) - Emma wonders where her scheme went awry
Chapter XVII (17) - Harriet's disappointment; Mr. Elton goes to Bath
Chapter XVIII (18) - Emma and Mr. Knightley discuss Frank Churchill

Volume II

Emma Volume II

Chapter I (19) - Emma and Harriet call on Mrs. and Miss Bates, who have a letter from Jane Fairfax, though it is not her day for writing
Chapter II (20) - The history of Jane Fairfax, who is acquainted with Frank Churchill
Chapter III (21) - Mr. Elton is engaged; Harriet runs into Mr. Martin at Ford's
Chapter IV (22) - Mr. Elton returns to Highbury with news of his intended bride
Chapter V (23) - Harriet calls on the Martins; Frank Churchill finally shows up
Chapter VI (24) - Emma and Frank get on very well together, and discuss Jane Fairfax
Chapter VII (25) - Frank goes to London to get his hair cut; there is to be an evening-party at the Coles'
Chapter VIII (26) - The party at the Coles'; Miss Fairfax receives a pianoforte
Chapter IX (27) - Emma and Harriet hash over the party and run into Miss Bates and Mrs. Weston
Chapter X (28) - Everybody goes to Bates'
Chapter XI (29) - Mrs. Weston wishes to give a ball
Chapter XII (30) - Frank's aunt falls ill, and the ball is postponed
Chapter XIII (31) - Emma's got a crush!
Chapter XIV (32) - Mr. Elton brings his bride home; Emma finds her elegantly dressed
Chapter XV (33) - Mrs. Elton makes Jane her project; Emma and Mrs. Weston discuss Mr. Knightley's matrimonial prospects
Chapter XVI (34) - Emma gives a dinner for the newlyweds at Hartfield
Chapter XVII (35) - Mrs. Elton wants to find a proper situation for Jane
Chapter XVIII (36) - Frank Churchill's spring plans

Volume III

Emma Volume III

Chapter I (37) - The plans for the ball at the Crown are revived
Chapter II (38) - Mr. Knightley teaches Mr. Elton a lesson
Chapter III (39) - Harriet and a friend meet some gipsies
Chapter IV (40) - Harriet disposes of some relics
Chapter V (41) - Mr. Knightley is suspicious of Frank and Jane
Chapter VI (42) - A strawberry-picking party at Donwell Abbey
Chapter VII (43) - A picnic at Box Hill
Chapter VIII (44) - A very ashamed Emma calls on the Bateses; Jane Fairfax finds a situation
Chapter IX (45) - Mr. Knightley is going away
Chapter X (46) - Interesting news from Frank Churchill
Chapter XI (47) - Harriet has a rude surprise for Emma
Chapter XII (48) - Emma's in lurrrrrve
Chapter XIII (49) - Mr. Knightley declares himself
Chapter XIV (50) - A letter from Frank Churchill
Chapter XV (51) - Mr. Knightley makes plans
Chapter XVI (52) - Emma and Jane become friends at last
Chapter XVII (53) - Mrs. Weston has a daughter, and Mr. Woodhouse a rude shock
Chapter XVIII (54) - Mr. Robert Martin declares himself, redux
Chapter XIX (55) - Perfect happiness, though a shocking lack of white satin and veils


Bella had never had a reason to doubt how people feel about her.


Why?


Because everyone sang her praises hourly.


"Bella!" Rose yelled on the other end of the phone. "How do you write like this?"


It was 3,500 words about a restaurant thrown together an hour before bed last night. But Bella will never admit to half assing things.


"Oh, you know. When I care..."


"You can do anything." Rosalie finishes Bella's saying.


Hey, Bella never said she was modest.


----- ----- -----


Jacob shook his head.


Ever since he started his mentorship with Bella, the house had been silly to him. Seth, Embry, and Quil tried but they were as nonsensical as the rest sometimes.


Most times.


Well, Bella would never.


And now neither would Jacob.


----- ----- -----


Bella: you missed the wedding!


Edward smiles as he hears the shock and complaint in her text.


Edward: I was still surrounded by newlyweds.


Bella: oh sure. The best to our sisters. But Angela's cooking has nothing on a five course meal from Eunice.


Edward: Aren't you going to ask about them?


Bella: Alice calls for 10 minutes every day. There is nothing about your 3 week stay that I don't know.


Edward: valid.


Bella: Aren't YOU going to ask about them? My triumph?


Edward: you had what to do with Emmett and Paul's wedding?


Bella: if Paul hadn't had such an amazing review written by yours truly, I would never had gotten a free meal and thought to invite Emmett since the menu had become a hyperfixation of his. After? Reading my article.


Edward: Seems like a stretch.


Bella: But you don't disagree that it's possibly because of me?


Edward: the chance is there.


Bella: correct answer. Now, when will you arrive?


Edward checks the time.


Edward: my train will get to Grand Central in 3 hours.

Why?


Bella: really, Edward. You must enter the 20th century. Flying is not bad.


Edward: it is the 21st century.


Bella: that's how far behind you are.


Edward: you ignored my question of why.


Bella: I  have a surprise for you.


Edward: ?


Bella: see you in 3.5 hours. :)


Chapter 2


Bella opened her door with her most dazzling smile.


"Oh, Jacob." She greets.


"Expecting someone else?" He asks, hugging her.


"Yes, a very important family friend. They disapprove of everything I do so I wanted them to meet you."


Jacob follows her through the foyer into the dining room.


"If they disapprove of everything, why introduce them to me?"


"So I can show them how much I will improve you."


A week and a half ago, Jacob would have been unaware he was lacking in any way. Now he nods as Bella guides him to his chair.


She's about to sit when the door bell rings again.


"Coming."


Jacob gets very hot and very dizzy. So he stays at the table.


"have you heard from Carlisle?" A smooth voice that seems to dance through the air, inquires.


"Yes. Why? When did you last hear from Carlisle?"


"2 weeks ago. So you know that Esme asked him out?"


"I do. I also know he turned her down."


"Carlisle turned down the girl he's been in love with since freshman year."


"Yes." Bella states.


There's a moment of silence.


"Bella!" The voice scolds. "You did something."


"I did nothing."


"Bella."


"Fine. I simply reminded Carlisle that everyone from the fratsorar has awards in their writing careers. Everyone except Esme."


"Why does it matter?" The voice asks annoyed.


Jacob wants to stop thinking "the voice" so he goes into the living room as Bella is explaining prestige and it's hereditary factors.


He locks eyes with the stranger. And his body shakes violently.


"Get out!" The voice yells. "Now." It soothes out a bit.


Jacob runs.




Chapter 3


Bella stares after Jacob.


"Well, that's Jacob." She tells Edward.


"I've heard of your "project"." They say without their usual snark.


"You okay?" Bella asks.


"I mean, are you? Your mentee just ran out of your house."


"The whole fratsorar has been doing that lately. Like every day when I've gone over, someone is rushing out."


Edward shakes their head.


"What?"


"I can't tell you." Edward sighs.


"I'll find out." Bella promises.


Edward would be worried. If they hadn't been hiding this for years and Bella's skills hadn't picked up yet. Seems the supernatural word is immune to her investigations.


"Let's eat." Bella commands.


Completely unbothered by Jacob.


Edward is definitely affected.


----- ----- -----


"I'm a shapeshifter."


Turns out Bella doesn't need to investigate.


"That's ridiculous." Bella waves a hand.


"You need to know this." Jacob argues.


She glares at him.


No one talks to her that way. Not even her own father.


"Do you want to rephrase that?" She demands.


"I'm sorry, Bella." Jacob rubs his neck. "I need to share this."


"Let's pretend shapeshifters exist. What can you change into?"


"A ---." He hestaites. What if she still doesn't believe him? "A wolf."


"I'm sure it only happens once a month right. Or is it every 28 days?" Bella rolls her eyes.


"I turn into a fu--" Bella glares at him, daring him to curse.


Lesson one of Bella Swan's writing mentorship style, cursing is crude and true writers can describe life with more imaginative language.


Jacob had agreed at the time but isn't sure he does anymore.


"I turn into a flipping huge wolf."


"And next you'll be Doctor Donna." She snickers.


Jacob stares at her.


"That's only one of the best episodes of Doctor Who to exist."


"Okay! Doctor Who. Doctor Who and Star Trek teach that once you remove that possible, whatever is left, however impossible must be the truth."


"Why are you misquoting Spock and connecting it to DW?" Bella shortens, against lesson two, out of shock.


"Bella."


Bella stands and walks further into the backyard. If this boy thinks he is going to scold her, he has another think coming. Edward is the only one allowed to do that.


She hears a gigantic sigh. She turns around proud of how quickly he listened and changed his mind. But as she turns she hears the ripping of clothes.


A gigantic, well flipping huge dog stands before her.


She takes several steps back. The dog stays where it is but stares her down.


That's not terrifying. Especially because it's not a dog. It's a, excuse her, fucking wolf.


"Jacob?" She might believe him.


He nods. The wolf nods. Jacob nods?


This is surreal.


"Jake why?" Leah yells, running out of the Greek house.


The wolf moves and changes. Jacob stands before them.


Naked.


That's Bella's cue to leave.




Chapter 4


Bella's phone rings. She looks at the name.


Oh good! It's Edward. They always know how to calm her. Except, well, they also know how to rile her up more.


She recenters and answers.


"Hello." She greets like she hadn't just seen her mentee and growing to be best friend turn into a wolf. And one of her sor sisters imply she also became a wolf. The sor sister she was terrified of.


"Bella?" Edward asks.


Which makes her realize they have said her name a few times before she processed it.


"Yes."


"Something happened." They state.


Not a question because they already know.


"Ugh."


How will Edward go about this? They had gotten a call from Alice But they can't just say "oh, my sister, your sister in law, saw a vision of you and it cut out for several minutes before you came back freaking out".


Because then Bella would ask why Alice has visions. Which would bring up how Alice was supernatural. How most of the fratsor had been supernatural during their tenure. And now seems to be supernatural again. If it ever stopped.


"What's wrong, Bells?"


That nickname. The one her father let slip on a visit. The one Edward started teasing her about in their second year. The one they whispered in their fourth year while leaning in before Alice interrupted them on New Year's Eve, well New Year's, to tell the both of them that there would be a wedding.


The nickname Rose used at Alice and Angela's wedding in her speech. Before getting glared at by both Edward and Bella. Rose quickly repeated the sentence with Bella's main nickname.


"Bells? I lost you a second time?"


How could she out Jacob? People would hunt him. Edward would never. But they might accidentally let it slip.


"Isabella Swan. I know what happened."


"You know Jacob Black is a werewolf."


Edward gasp. They can fake surprise with the best.


"You tricked me." Bella accuses.


"And you're an investigive writer."


"I will be one day."


Bella realizes she's not doing her dream. Just like Esme hasn't recieved an award yet.


"Jacob can distract Carlisle from Esme." She cheers.


"How does your brain work?"


"Bye!" She yells excited.


Hanging up as Edward tries to explain how much Carlislle and Jacob won't work out.

Austen goes Supernatural: Persuasion

Wentwolf



Chapter IV [4] ~ Anne remembers the summer of the Year Six
Chapter V [5] ~ The Elliots depart for Bath, and Anne goes to Uppercross
Chapter VI [6] ~ The Crofts take possession; Meet the Musgroves; the tale of Poor Dick
Chapter VII [7] ~ Captain Wentworth arrives at Kellynch; young Charles Musgrove has a fall; Captain Wentworth visits the Cottage
Chapter VIII [8] ~ Captain Wentworth goes to a dinner party at the Great House
Chapter IX [9] ~ Charles Hayter is jealous; Captain Wentworth helps Anne with the Musgrove children
Chapter X [10] ~ The Long Walk to Winthrop
Chapter XI [11] ~ The trip to Lyme Regis; Anne comforts Captain Benwick
Chapter XII [12] ~ Mr. Elliot is seen in Lyme; Louisa has an accident

Volume II

Persuasion Volume II

Chapter I [13] ~ Waiting at Uppercross and Kellynch Lodge for word of Louisa; Admiral Croft discusses his improvements at Kellynch
Chapter II [14] ~ Charles and Mary return to Uppercross; the Musgroves return for Christmas; Anne and Lady Russell remove to Bath
Chapter III [15] ~ Sir Walter and Elizabeth are very happy in Bath and have many acquaintances; Anne meets Mr. Elliot once again
Chapter IV [16] ~ Our Cousins, The Dalrymples; a discussion of good company vs. the best
Chapter V [17] ~ Anne calls on Mrs. Smith, to Sir Walter's disgust; Lady Russell reveals her dearest wish to Anne
Chapter VI [18] ~ A letter from Mary; Anne meets Admiral Croft
Chapter VII [19] ~ Anne sees Captain Wentworth; later, they meet
Chapter VIII [20] ~ The concert
Chapter IX [21] ~ Anne and Mrs. Smith discuss Mr. Elliot
Chapter X [22] ~ Charles and Mary come to Bath; Miss Elliot plans a party; Anne sees Mr. Elliot speaking to Mrs. Clay
Chapter XI [23] ~ Anne has a conversation with Captain Harville at the White Hart; The Letter
Chapter XII [24] ~ Who can be in doubt of what followed?

The fact that Renee could spend thousands of dollars daily didn't surprise anyone.


The fact that she could spend enough, under Bree's kinda watchful eye, to nearly bankrupt the former actress was ridiculous enough to fit Renee's true character.


Now it was Bella's responsibility to bail out Renee and Bree. Thankfully, she had some support from her father and the honorable Phil. Ironically, Bella even had support from the town widower and Bree's project, Embry.


"A suburb?" Renee asked with contempt.


"A suburb that is uptown from a major hub." Phil argued.


"I don't see how the state of Oklahoma could ever have anything considered a hub. And definitely not a major one."


"Miss Elliot, my father and I will be relocating there in the spring."


Renee's eyes narrow, looking at the corner of her screen where Embry was with Phil.


"Interesting indeed. But a place that has softball leagues has no appeal to a star."


Renee hasn't been a star since the early naughts, Bella thinks.


"Think of the first pitch. They would be lucky to have someone of your caliber." Phil butters up.


Renee thinks on that.


"Bree?" Charlie asks the only daughter still at home.


"What?" She asks, blankly.


"Anything to tell Mom?" Bella hints.


"I visited Angela there two summers back." Bree sounds as bored as she looks.


"And you loved it? Imagine us all in the same town again." Embry directs her.


"Of course.!" Bree cheers, drastically changing her mood. "Mom, we must go!"


Emby and Phil share a look.


Bella and Charlie share a look.


Renee and Breee stare blankly.


"Fine. OKC it is."

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Charlie: I know it's not your fondest place in memory but until I am tenure, I can't leave LA.


Bella: okay? what does OKC having any meaning in my memory have to do with anything?


Charlie: you have to go watch them.


Bella: who them? Mom is grown. So is Bree.


Charlie: Angela hasn't been feeling well.


Bella: Angela is a hypochronic.


Charlie: all the more reason fro you to be there and talk sense into the three.


Bella: ...


Charlie: you freelance and you don't have to be around them all the time.


Bella: when can I stop listening to you?


Charlie: you're agreeing because you care as much as I do.


Bella: well, we should both stop. But okay.



Chapter 2


Bella isn't even in OKC 10 minutes when she is faced with an advertisement with Jacob's face.


Because who buys diners?


Basketball fans apparently.


Somehow the clumbsy dreamer became a top rate athlete. Bella is sure everyone knows how. But she can't deign to learn it.


She's entering her cab when her phone rings. She gives the address of her loft space and answers the call.


"I need you!" Angela yells.

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"I-"


Bella can't form the sentences about her luggage, being jet lag or just unwilling.


"Little Charlie fell from a tree."


Bella didn't think kids went outside anymore. But here's her nephew proving herr wrong.


"Call 911. Or drive him yourself. I'll see you later."


That's what Bella wants to say but of course she doesn't.


"I'm coming. Call 911. I'll meet you at the hospital.


It's been almost a decade but OKC is just as familiar as yesterday.


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After  Charlie is situated at Children's, Bella was called to her mother's realtor's office. Renee was flay out refusing to stay at the house Adult Charlie had picked out.


Getting her out was a hassle but ended quicker than Bella expected.


"I want to stay next door!" Her mother exclaims as they walk from the cab to the front door.


And here they go again.


Bella is glad she sent her bags ahead. She couldn't imagine pulling them along as she grabs Renee's hand and marches her up the walk.


Renee breaks away and knocks on her neighbor's door.


"Ma'am," the young cowboy who opens the door says long suffering. "I told you already. We've lived here for years - 7 to be exact. We would hate to move next door not just because of the financial logistics but because it's more than a house. It's a home."


Bella is trying to recapture her mother but Renee is flailing all over.


Bree watches on.


"Babe! I got this." A voice calls.


A voice Bella recognizes. She looks down, covering her face with her hair.


"Seth?" Bree asks.


"Bree?" Then, "Renee?" Then "I play bridge with Angela so..."


That's news to Bella.


"----?" Jacob's twin shrieks.


Bree mutters "awkward" as she teleports their still yelling mother.


And her dad had the audacity to imply there was any fondness of OKC in Bella's memory.


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Somehow Bella correcting Seth from her deadname and being introduced to Seth's mate Jasper, she ended up in their living room.


Jacob's scent is prominent. As pronounced as Jasper and Seth's. There's a scent of a young female wolf.


Bella begins to get jealous. Until she processes that the scent is very, very young.


She looks at Seth questioning.


"Oh, Jacob leaves Sarah with us when he has a game."


Sar- Sarah. Her dream daughter's name.


There's a jingle of keys before Bella can say anything. The door opens.


A young girl tackles Seth and yells, "bye grandpa Billy!"


"You're not going to let me come?---" Billy trails off. "You!"


The young girl looks up from Seth's shoulder.


She's the vision of Jacob and Bella. An even better pairing of them then Bella had ever imagined.


"Are you my dad?" The little girl asks.


And Bella runs out.